Wise Words for Workers

The following advice, provides an effective "reality check" for all of us. If only we could pass this on to all newcomers in the business world.

The list has been incorrectly attributed to Bill Gates, but in fact, it came from a book authored by Carles J. Sykes in 1996.

Enjoy!

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Micro Biz Week

Whew.... if you didn't make it to this morning's event you missed out :-).

We didn't have a huge number of guests, which was a shame. On the plus side those that attended were treated to a workshop atmosphere.

First up was Stefan Sojka of Cyrius Media, who spoke for half an hour on the rudiments of running a business from home. Stefan is an enthusiastic and knowledgeable presenter; speaking with nearly twenty years of experience in running a micro business from his home, he informed the group on how to attain a professional atmosphere. Everything from signage to fire alarms to work/life balance physically in your house and mentally in your thought space was covered. Yes, you can work in your trakkydaks should you wish; but make sure of your diary entries!

Vince Galletto from the City of Ryde covered what you need to tell Council about your home business - and what you don't. We recommend you visit the City of Ryde's website for expert information, but essentially you can run a micro business from home without undergoing development application approval if it's only family members involved and not outside employees.

Okay, so you've got a business, or you're starting one. What do you need? A business plan! Greg Jenkins of TinCan Learning started off his interactive workshop by telling guests about the plan he'd been encouraged to start several years ago. It ran to 60 pages. He completed it and never revisited it. Too much hard work? You betcha! Greg introduced an innovative one-page business plan that people will want to work with, and want to update. It's simple but covers everything you need for a micro business or SME. Or even a larger organisation! Remember a business plan is a living document; you need to WANT to revisit it to keep it alive.

I was last cab on the rank and called my presentation Getting Connected. My original thought was to cover only business associations and how being a member can grow your business. But Stefan told me he wasn't going to cover internet marketing so I added that to my presentation. I covered websites and the care and feeding of; blogs and social media; and of course being part of a business association. Not every RBF member is aware of what my own company Arion Productions actually does, nor that 60% of my current active client list comes from the RBF member base. 60%! Wow - who wouldn't want that!? Most of you know me only as the RBF person, and it's taken hard marketing among interested members to make you aware of my business communications arm. I hope I gave our guests an inspiring overview of how they can connect with others in their business community.

So what's next in the free workshops arena? Keep an eye out for our Small Business September workshops, when Sarah O'Reilly will teach you how to network successfully, Kathie Melocco and Vivienne Storey will present Social Media Boot Camp and Phil Lee will take your marketing plan and strategy to the next level.

Cheers, Sabrina